I’ve decided to convert to bacotheism.
It’s the belief that God created bacon, but the rest of the universe arose through natural processes. Aside from the bacon, God doesn’t want anything to do with any of us.
Where oh where can I obtain this and/or acquire the instructions for home assembly?
*drool*
(Source: iraffiruse)
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….have you tried turning it off then turning it back on again?CHECK FOR SYSTEM UPDATES. I’M JUST SAYING.
ACA opposition in a nutshell
The Wall. -_-
……My laptop battery
D8a variety of stuffed animals
NO THEY’LL TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN
….That lamp….looks like it could be painful….
Oh dear gods…my chihuahua >.<
(Source: vanessarainbowriot)
Yup. After 10 days of provera…this is accurate :(



